Oopsy Doopsy - Dinner Plus Drinks #88

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Hey everybody, you may have uh missed us today.

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We I don't know if you listen to Amuse Boosh, but Bridget here had my own uh technology challenges this week, and it seems to be contagious.

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Yeah, Nick made a a big little oopsie doops that uh made us not record our episode right, and it was the best episode we've ever done.

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I mean, it just didn't record any sound.

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So you can still watch a silent video. I mean, if you're a lip reader, it would have been off the heasy, but um most of the people listen to this don't watch it, so really would not have been good.

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Nope. So sorry about the silent hour.

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But right now we are um we so after that we had wrapped up uh record we had recorded an episode of our upcoming wine podcast series, brand new series, and we had to change some things, and that didn't go right. And if you're watching, you can see right now we have copious amounts of white German wine. Uh some red German wine, but more importantly, Oktoberfest beer. So we're gonna have a Pinkies Up episode about German wine coming up, but um Yeah, we're sorry we didn't have one out today.

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We just wanted to pop on and say hi in case you missed us, and we'll be back as regularly scheduled this upcoming Sunday.

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We figured we could tell you a kid corner story though, just to Oh, whoa!

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I was actually thinking about how we deprived the people of another puke story about Lucy.

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I think you should share that.

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Should I?

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I mean, my stories were just about I don't even remember anymore.

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I don't remember. I think yeah this slides.

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This weekend, yeah, the slides. Sick day, yes. The reading. Yep. So we were able to go to uh the we you guys all know we love the public library here in Lake Geneva. They have story hour all the time. Yeah, it's always during the day for the stay-at-home parents. For the teachers, and um for for the working parents, it never happens. But we got a sick day, so Simona and I were able to go and we got a personalized one because no one else showed up, which was awesome. Shout out to Miss Sarah. And uh, you know, I feel like I need to cry about my daughter on every episode of the show.

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Yeah, so here we are.

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It was uh, you know, it sucked because I was way behind on work and I had to stay at work till 10 o'clock to catch up with what I missed and all the things and all the stuff. Yeah. But uh, you know, small blessings. God works in mysterious ways. She shouldn't have been home that day. Uh, that's a long story, but she was, and her and Dada got some uh I just pulled beer on myself. Some really quality time together, some memories we'll never forget. Uh her other thing that she does now is uh dada no is uh no no is a big thing. So if she decides she doesn't want me, she walks up to me, goes, Dada no, wags her finger at me and stomps until I go into a room and she then closes the door on me. And if I try to come out, she's standing there outside the door glaring, saying, Dada no.

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Perfect. You know what?

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But we got story hour.

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But we got that. That was the last day we enjoyed hanging out with one another. Lucy would not come out of her room yesterday from her nap. Like I went in. Tyler's like, I'm gonna get her. I'm like, no, I would like to. She Tyler is clearly her favorite. Clearly. And I went in and was like, hey, Lucy. And she would not leave her room until Tyler came and got her. Literally, she like just sat there, was like, nope, daddy, daddy. I was like, well, no, come on, let's go play. I'm like, okay. Um, so I'm gonna tell you an embarrassing puke story about her to get right back. Just kidding, everybody. Um we talk a lot about um, we've talked previously, I should say, about Lucy eating her own poop, which I used to think was a new level of disgusting.

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Beverage talk. But this Revolution Oktoberfest, it's gotta be cold enough for you, right?

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Oh, yeah, it's delicious.

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It's been in ice for It's barely cold enough, though. I'm just kidding.

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Do you need to finish your talk?

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No, I was just like, oh my god, this is cold. I need to make sure it's cold enough for Bridget. So I know in the future what's cold enough. So Lucy eats her poop.

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Lucy eats her poop, and She ate her puke? You would think that that is the most disgusting thing, but no, this puking experience we had over the past weekend was more disgusting to me than Lucy eating her own poop. Like the poop doesn't bother me. I could clean up someone's shitty diaper all day, and even her eating her own poop. But the puking in the car while driving in a rainstorm that smelled exactly like the food she just ate, that was a new low. But my saint of a husband caught it all, not all, caught a lot of it in a Tupperware. Um, you know, so she threw up once in the car. Um, you know, we were just pulling into, we were driving to Milwaukee, we were just parking somewhere, and she started throwing up. And Lucy had a constipation issue for a couple weeks, and so she would constantly say, My tum hurts. And we're like, Okay, Lucy, do you need to poop? And it was no big deal. It never actually meant, like, yeah, her stomach probably hurt, but it was never like the consumption of prunes in Lake Geneva skyrocketed.

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But no big deal.

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We tried everything. So it is regular that every day she says something about her stomach hurting because now she knows that she gets what she wants from it. So anyway, she was complaining about her stomach hurting. We didn't actually think it meant she was gonna throw up until she started sobbing and then throwing up. So Tyler caught a lot of round one in his hands. What was she throwing up? Well, this was round one. Oh, round one. Round one was just like applesauce or something that she ate on the way up, and it was like, okay, this is disgusting for Tyler because he's a hero and caught it in his hands. Um, I ignored it mostly. Uh yeah, it was really gross. Um, so then like we go about our our day because she seemed fine after that. I mean, we all know that.

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I just need to throw up and move on with my life.

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Pew can rally people, which is not me. That is um, so like three, four hours later, we get back in the car and immediately, almost immediately starts complaining about our stomach hurting. In between there, she ate everything like Lucy does, right? Played some. Lucy's a monster. She ate a full hot dog, which I did not. Actually, she's a unit. We call her a unit. A unit. I um I did not give her a hot dog. I was like, eat these chips and crackers or these crackers and like some veggies, some basic stuff. But she demanded a hot dog. I was like, Yeah, okay, whatever. She had a hot dog, which was a mistake. Uh so on the way home, she starts complaining about her stomach almost immediately. 20 minutes into the drive, it is the four minutes of the whole drive that was a torrential downpour we couldn't even see. And I drove home because I knew she was gonna puke again. And Tyler's better equipped to handle this than me. And so I was like, Tyler, we had a Tupperware full of snacks. I'm like, she's gonna puke again, get the Tupperware. And so he dumped the grapes out of the Tupperware that were in there, turns around, catches a lot of her vomit in this Tupperware. She's blowing chunks, literally. And um, I was like, I'm gonna pull over. And so Tyler and I are high stress yelling at each other. I'm yelling, Tyler's calm as a cool as a cucumber, and he brings the Tupperware from the back seat back up to the front, and it just like wafted like hot dog. And I was like, anyway, Lucy puked up hot dogs into a Tupperware in the car, and then we rode home with that Tupperware in the front seat for a little while till it stopped, like the rain subsided enough for Tyler to dump it out the window.

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To me, while it was raining, it's the best time to dump it out the window because it is you were you're gonna get it over the car. The rain would have washed it off.

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Thank you, Tyler. This is what Tyler and I were yelling about. You know, he I had to let him. Was Elliot dying of laughter? No, he literally was just like sitting there calmly. I'm like, I thought he would have freaked out. Uh but if I was him, it would have been like, ha he was like, uh huh, Lucy is sick. I'm like, yeah, got it. We noted, thank you. So anyway, Lucy's puking in the car, which is a dream, but uh, she was fine. Don't worry, everybody. She didn't throw up any time at home, just in the car twice. So here we are with more kid corner fun for you.

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I don't know if I'd can think of many things worse to puke up than hot dogs.

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Yeah, it was fucking disgusting. And then I decided to take the role of Tyler brought her inside and like got her cleaned up and put her to bed. And I was like, well, I gotta clean the car out. Luckily, he really did get a lot of it taken care of, but there was still definitely hot dog chunks on the car seat. Gross sick. I'm like the throw it out and buy a new car seat person.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

I'm with you, or just like light it on fire. Like douse it with like isopropyl alcohol, like really, you know, like 906% alcohol, light it on fire, it'll then throw a blanket over it. It's just gonna burn the alcohol, not gonna singe the fabric, everything's sanitized, move on.

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I have a friend that suggested a very good um uh odor cleaner. I can't think of the proper term here, uh, that helps actually get the puke smell out because there's lots of things that don't work. And this works like a charm.

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We sell charcoal, you could rub that over it, and the charcoal would I never would have done that.

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Yeah, because then I have to clean the charcoal off.

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This is just like a but it wouldn't smell like puke.

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This is a pet odor remover spray, and it totally worked.

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Well, everybody pro tips. Sorry, we screwed up. By we, I mean me. I should own that one.

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Well, I did it too. Just on my own package.

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But a big owl on my forehead.

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But luckily, you get probably like double the amount of stories because I'm looking at our outline that you missed, and there's some things we need to say. So you're gonna get a lot of stories next week. What you need to say. So sorry about that, but here's a brief hello from us checking in to let you know we're still here in case you were worried.

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We're still here, we're still standing. You can still find us on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. Shoot us an email hello at dinnerplusdrinks.com. We'll have an amoose bush out. Bridget's got a lot of stuff to say. Always. Next week we'll have this baller.

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Baller.

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What wine do you drink for Oktoberfest?

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Yeah, it's beer. That's the answer. Just kidding.

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We actually learned some things.

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Uh, we did learn a lot of things, actually.

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So did you know that there's red German wine, and we all know Bridget prefers red?

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Yeah, so you better listen in to see what I think. Thanks, guys, for hanging in with us. We'll see you next week. Cheers, bye bye.