It Was the Dog | Dinner Plus Drinks #69

SPEAKER_02 0:15

Alright, guys, we're uh we're starting this podcast offright. We have we're joined by a guest today, our good friend Colin from Grayspot Visuals. He's up here doing a little shooty shoot shoot shoot for uh country meets.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

Oh, shooty shoot shooting.

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And um, I shouldn't be mistaken with any of the other shooty shoot shoot shoots that have happened recently. This was the weirdest one. So we're gonna be um yeah, we're gonna be a little brief today, but we we thought it'd be fun to bring Colin on and introduce himself.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

So we're skipping a couple of our favorite sections, so don't get mad at us. Uh, we're not gonna talk about our meal plan this week. Sorry. You can check it out on Facebook instead. And we're not giving you any product recs.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

What's uh We just jumped right in. Yeah, we're starting. Yeah. So do we look at the camera? Colin's camera. You can look at the camera.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Colin's usually behind the camera, you guys, so he's got one pointed at his. And Nick likes to just jump right in.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

We gotta go.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

All right, let's do it. Let's do it.

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So, Colin, tell tell the people about yourself. Tell the people.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Uh okay. So my name's my name's Colin. Uh me and another guy, Jeff, uh, own a company called Grayspot. We do um film and photography marketing for companies. And then we got connected with these guys, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

No, let's be clear. How did you get connected with these guys?

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Um, let's be clear.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

You have a lovely wife. You have three children.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Oh, yes. I have a family. I'm married, I do have a lovely wife. You and she is lovelies and a dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

You're a fitness fanatic.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

I mean That's Jeff's fault. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

I work out a little bit. You could say a couple of things.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

I like to work out, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

He's working on his fitness. He's a lightweight, which is why today we're drinking a sangria.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Yeah, because we were thoughtful. No, man, we don't usually do shots, but we thought maybe today we should have done hard liquor for you, but we thought better of it.

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So Bridget made us up a sangria.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

Yeah, it's not my best work, but sangria is basically like wine and fruit and some other fizzy beverage, is what I've decided, right?

SPEAKER_02 2:22

So we decided before we go back to country meets and finish up our video shoot, we should uh have a little we should drink on the job.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

So Bridget, I'm like, driving home for an hour.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

You'll be fine. Great idea. You'll be fine.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

We'll have lunch before in between there, so you can have coffee. You'll be fine. Okay, I'm just gonna mark my words right now. This is gonna spill.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

All over the laptop. Where is the lid? Oh, the lid's upstairs.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

Oh, great. Okay. Uh, I'm just gonna do this over here so it's not on my laptop.

SPEAKER_02 2:52

Colin, how's your week been? We usually like to talk about, you know, what's going on. You had a good week.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

It's been a good week.

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Friday shoot up at Lake Geneva Country Meets. Was it hard to work the rest of the week because you're so excited to be here?

SPEAKER_01 3:04

It was honestly, I couldn't think of anything else. Conversations were just gray. Everything was just until this moment.

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So now we're here. Here we go, Nick. You got no fruit in any of your cups because I didn't want to spill it. So we made this in Gria from boxed wine. Yes. It's an organic red wine from Espania. And it's very exciting. So cheers, Colin. Thanks for joining us. Cheers.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Welcome to the podcast. Yep. Oh, tastes like spring. Summer? Delicious. Maybe summer.

unknown 3:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

It's like 8% alcohol colin. I love wine.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

I love wine with Sprite mixers.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Too bad Leah's not around. Well.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Um, okay, before we dive in too deep past the drinking, I have to make a correction from a previous episode. So I talked about the Geneva Show Report issuing corrections. Yes, thank you to them for issuing the best correction. Um, I talked about New Zealand being the first country to provide paid miscarriage leave. Do you remember that when we shared it as a news story? Very good. We had a moment about it. Jacinda, we love her. Turns out I was wrong. So they're just the first white country. So we're getting mad at everything in the world, everywhere, every day. So shame on me. I should have looked into it further.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

That they were the first country to do it though.

SPEAKER_00 4:23

Yes. So in your defense. I think we can all agree that the media's the issue here, right? So um, but India, the Philippines, Indonesia, Taiwan, a come country I can't even pronounce, you know, they are all they have all had um leave already for if you've had a miscarriage. So I was wrong. I should have researched it further. These are just um New Zealand was just the first, you know, Mauritius. Yes. So anyway, my correction, move on now. I apologize for being wrong. So there you go. Now I feel better.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Don't let it happen again.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

I you're fired. Colin's actually here because he's taking my spot. Nick fired me.

SPEAKER_02 5:01

It's okay. Well, Colin, I know you filmed an episode of the podcast, the one the hard seltzer taste off. You filmed that. Oh, yeah. You did some photography for us, our cover art. Uh Jeff actually did our cover art. Your compadre. Yeah. Is that what you guys like? My compadre, Jeff, my compadre Colin. Is that what you guys call each other?

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Probably not.

unknown 5:21

No.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

No. Well, maybe you should. Bro.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Feels like bro.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

Uh, this is the part of the podcast where we like to talk about delicious things we ate.

SPEAKER_00 5:31

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

So we prepped you a little bit. We're gonna let Bridget go first, though.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

Yeah, because mine's boring.

SPEAKER_02 5:36

Yeah, it is boring.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

Well, I know it's boring, but it's a little surprising for me, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 5:40

I know Tyler enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

Okay, so we're doing this week. I have a tendency to just like get on a routine. I love a good routine, buy my groceries, and then I get home and I'm like, I have nowhere to put this food. Like, we have a pantry, a freezer, and a fridge full of food. Why did I buy any food? So literally this week, all we did was buy like the kids' snacks and then no other food. And we are cleaning out whatever's in our freezer. So we found some beef stew meat in our freezer from God knows how long ago.

SPEAKER_02 6:04

Great thing about beef, it's good in the freezer for up to 18 months.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

Okay, well, I hope it wasn't from 18 months ago. It wasn't. Um, yeah, so we made some stew, which I'm putting on here is my favorite, which is kind of a lie. 18 months. Yeah. So what happens after 18 months?

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Then the quality starts to degrade.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

But it's not gonna kill you, is it? Nope. Okay, I'm just curious. Not gonna kill you. Just in case I eat meat from more than 18 months ago. So yeah, we I'm proud of our freezer clean out. Lucy devoured the stew like the champ that she is, so that's really why it's my favorite, because my two-year-old was legit shoving it in her face.

SPEAKER_02 6:34

So I was golfing with Tyler that day. And oh, the beef stew day? He was really having some struggles. Not as bad as I was, but he was having some struggles.

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Golfing struggles.

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And he just said, you know, I'm just thinking of that delicious beef stew at home. That's why I'm swinging over the ball.

SPEAKER_00 6:53

Hey, Tyler, that's like his first time golfing this season, I think.

SPEAKER_02 6:56

Oh, I was really terrible. I couldn't hit the ball straight to save my life. I was like not even hitting the ball, I was swinging on top of it like happy Gilmore, but missed. It was bad.

SPEAKER_00 7:05

That's Bridget style golf.

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Bad.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

Oh, can we shout out Tyler? He is finally listening to our podcast. He told me this morning. I'm sorry, I'm trying to catch up. I just he doesn't have an Apple product of any sort. He's a green text. I don't really know how to listen to my the podcast. Can you help me with that? So thanks for listening. My husband just started listening to them. Our podcast. After he's like, you have 60 some episodes? I'm like, yeah, you jerk.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

What do you think I've been doing? Every week. Every week for a year and a half, basically. And thank you guys for being along with us. Colin, what was your most delicious food of the week?

unknown 7:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

This week. Mine is not You can pick dessert.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

I almost always pick dessert.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

I didn't think about that. No, mine. So I would say mine is Chick-fil-A.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

But okay, so here's what happens. So it was right before I was going to go work out, and I've got the since there's a reason why. So before the pandemic, I would just go through the drive-thru for Chick-fil-A. Sure. Then I found out during the pandemic, they did this bring your food out to your curbside service. So you gotta have the app.

SPEAKER_00 8:19

Okay. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Okay.

unknown 8:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

So I got the app. I hate apps that like do notifications all the time. Oh, I do too. But I have to have a notification in order to do the curbside service with them.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

So they can tell you ready. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:36

Okay. So.

SPEAKER_00 8:38

This sounds like a problem.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

But the great thing is that you only get like, I've probably gotten a notification, like an additional notification, like maybe three times.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

And was it a good deal? I feel like it's like No, so here's what happens.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

Right before I go to work out, um, I get a notification that your spicy chicken, you have a week left to get your spicy chicken sandwich, right? So good. So man. So I need to be closer to the moon. What's happening? Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

You guys are on either side of me.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

So it's hard to end up.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Well, you know, speak. You can do a this.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

I can do this. Okay, then I gotta do it. Here we go. Just parallax this thing. Okay. Okay. That's a film term. Parallax. I don't know what else it would mean. Move from the reaction told me it meant something. All right.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

Tell me about your spicy chicken. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:37

So uh they said I have a week left to get this uh spicy chicken sandwich, and I was like, sweet, I'm gonna work out extra hard today. So I and so that way I don't feel bad about having the spicy chicken sandwich, right?

SPEAKER_00 9:53

But do you ever feel bad about that?

SPEAKER_01 9:55

No.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

Good.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

No. I just say that because people are watching. I don't at all. Um okay, so here's what happens. I get done with a workout, I drive straight to Chick-fil-A. Uh-oh. Park in their parking lot, and I start looking through their app to find where I can get this sandwich. It's not anywhere.

SPEAKER_00 10:18

What?

SPEAKER_01 10:18

It's not anywhere. What's that? I couldn't find it. So I'm sitting there crying and I'm like, this is how they got me in the parking lot. I was like, Chick-fil-A? I thought you guys were Christian. Like, this was just a ploy to get me into the because I'm not gonna leave the parking lot without getting the chicken sandwich, right?

SPEAKER_00 10:39

Yes. Did you ever find it? What on earth?

SPEAKER_01 10:41

What?

SPEAKER_00 10:41

Did you ever get a spicy chicken sandwich? Like, did it exist?

SPEAKER_01 10:44

I bought one. But I never got one for free. That's why I was like, it like popped up on my phone, so they would be like, come to the parking lot.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Come on, just a little closer. So I did. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

And then I sure enough, I bought that and a few other things.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

Some things.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

But I was like, did you chick filet?

unknown 11:03

No. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

No, I had to eat it before I got home. Because the kids would be like, two dinners, no, I've already got eight. I was like, you guys need to eat your uh leftovers.

SPEAKER_00 11:14

Yeah, here's your beef stew. Do you think Lake Geneva's ever gonna get a Chick-fil-A?

unknown 11:18

No.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

It's really sad we don't have one.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

We don't like new things in Lake Geneva. That's true. Except the freaking Dunkin' Donuts. No, two Chick-fil-A donuts. Those aren't bad.

SPEAKER_00 11:27

I think they are bad.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

The donuts are terrible.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Their donuts are bad and their coffee is sugary. Don't get mad at me. I know people love Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

Yeah, so I was disappointed. Oh man, they're just like. I was like, Chick-fil-A. I thought you were Christian. Yeah. I mean, they're closed on Sunday, so obviously it was right. I'm sure Satan was in the corner taking notes. Going, man, I didn't see that one coming. Good job, guys. You got them good.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

I know Chick-fil-A does an awesome deal with the hospital right by your office because, or whatever. Well, I say everything's in one space in Rockford. But like the hospital, my sister was in the NICU there with her kid, you know, and then in her like NICU discharge packet, they she had like coupons from Chick-fil-A. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 12:07

That's also a Satan thing right there. Yeah, or maybe it wasn't discharge. Maybe it was Oh, congratulations on your baby. Here's ways to spend more food at our yeah, you got it.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

And then they get there and it's like, oh, these coupons are expired.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

Oh, they're for new moms only. And you had your kid two days ago.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

It was for some like a party platter, and I was like, Yeah, get that, and I will eat some of it. I don't know if she ever did. It's probably expired. No.

SPEAKER_02 12:30

I ate this delicious liver sausage.

SPEAKER_01 12:32

Uh Chick fil A, I do believe that you're Christian. Please don't stop me from being able to get it. Chick-fil-A, are you listening? I like you a lot.

SPEAKER_00 12:39

Can you can we have a spicy chicken sandwich, please?

SPEAKER_02 12:41

Yeah, maybe. I'm hungry. I'm very proud of this liver sausage I ate, though. Bridget and Colin ate it too. Colin's here to film a little short filmy film about how we make liver sausage.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

And uh it's an interesting process. College got Colin got spooged with the liver sausage.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

Yeah, I was like, please finish that.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

Please, we're gonna awkwardly put it on.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

You think parallax is a bad word?

SPEAKER_00 13:05

I guess.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

Uh so we we we cut out the liver sausage. We all took a little bite, and it is delicious. Wouldn't you say Bridget?

SPEAKER_00 13:14

Those are different words than I would use to describe it. I would not say that. Would you say tolerable? Um, I would say Colin and I shouldn't have watched it be made before we tried to eat it, right?

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:25

Yeah. It was tolerable. Um, we're being mean here. This is a product that we've got to do.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

It was a lot better than I thought it would be. I'll take that.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

Yeah, it was also agreed. I shouldn't have let Colin give me commentary before I ate it, because then I was like shitting my pants nervous. Colin's getting really excited for our next segment because I gave him a sneak peek on my laptop.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

What is it?

SPEAKER_00 13:46

What is it, guys? Don't worry, we wouldn't go a week without right? We wouldn't go a week without our favorite news stories. And I was going to, you know, get a little feusty. Share and share some things about coronavirus. And these two are panicking because here's my news story.

unknown 14:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Do you think maybe the mom was worried? You jerks. All right. My news story is about a medical marvel. It is a mom that got pregnant while already pregnant. Which I think it's safe to see all three of us standing here thought that couldn't happen, right?

SPEAKER_02 14:22

So they're two. So their twins burned three weeks apart or conceived three weeks apart.

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And the dad has two weenies.

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I that is super.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

It's called the only way. Superfetation is the rare condition. Isn't you think that's right? Superfitation. And yeah, she's in Great Britain, of course. And the best place in the world. She's a while, though. This is a real story, man. It's on CNN House. It's gotta be real, right?

SPEAKER_03 14:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:45

But yeah, so the picture is, you know, we'll link to it, of course, in the show notes. But she's got like a baby that's three weeks old and then a newborn, and they're very clearly different sizes. But you know, so girlfriend, just like me and Shannon, except we are two minutes apart, not three weeks. But this makes me panic a little. I mean, I have no intention of ever being pregnant again, but it's another reason not to. You could maybe get pregnant while pregnant. Caution. So anyway, I thought that was a fun news story instead of the you know depressing things I was going to talk about.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

My news story is also depressing. It's about how Princess William and Erie won't walk side by side at their grandfather's funeral. Yeah. So, like, you know, nobody's wearing uniforms, they're not gonna walk side by side to minimize the chances of awkward moments as the brothers are grappling with strained relationships.

SPEAKER_03 15:37

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

Megan's not coming, which I mean, I know she's pregnant, probably shouldn't fly from LA to London. How pregnant is she? Mmm, how pregnant is Megan? You know what?

SPEAKER_00 15:46

It doesn't matter. I'm not here to judge her, except I am. We did a whole episode about it.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

All right. Yeah, we uh thanks to everybody that released the bonus one. That had huge listenership.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

Yeah, while people love listening to the monarchy.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

So thank you all for listening to that. But when is she? It's very sad. I I mean I'm glad Harry's going. Be sad to not go to your granddad's funeral.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Okay, yeah. I feel like I wish we had all the time in the world and we could ask your opinion on the monarchy because we have some strong opinions about it.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Are you pro-monarchy or anti-monarchy?

SPEAKER_00 16:17

As in I pass. I passed. No, I don't know. I don't know. I really don't, I don't think about it.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

I don't, I don't think about it.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

You don't care about British monarchy? Really, what it boils down to is Harry and Megan is what we're most concerned about.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

That is the most I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

Oh, whatever. Okay, anyway, moving on. I don't know when she's due, you guys just says summer. Okay. She could fly, is the point. But you know, I don't feel like the royal family would be very welcoming to her at this point.

unknown 16:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Wait, are you in favor?

SPEAKER_00 16:48

Oh, so I used to have a really big crush on Prince Harry. I studied abroad in London, and I love him very much. And that aside, I think that Meghan Markle maybe dragged a little bit too much out. Like, I just don't know how to politely say that I am not in favor of the city.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

So you think he may yeah. Okay. But fan of him, not a fan of her.

SPEAKER_00 17:11

Yeah, but you know what? He loves her very much, and he seems to be a very good husband. So that's great. Those are my politically correct statements about Megan and Harry. Okay. That's what's happening in the news today, right? Unless Colin has really exciting news headlines to share. I don't think we told him he had to come up with one, so we didn't give him the right homework. Nope.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Do you have something that I found out? Are you covering up? I can't look at that. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 17:38

Secrets.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Something that I learned about my uh favorite video game growing up. Oh, what?

SPEAKER_02 17:45

What is it?

SPEAKER_01 17:46

So, learned this from my daughter. Okay. So, Justin Bieber came out with a new album.

SPEAKER_00 17:52

Sure, of course, yes.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Why are you not excited? Why would we know this? Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 17:57

Our kids are different ages.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

So I called my wife. She's driving home with my son.

SPEAKER_00 18:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

And I was like, guys, Justin Bieber came out with a new album.

SPEAKER_00 18:05

Oh, you had to inform them.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

I guess. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You're not really. He's not kidding. Okay. So moving on. So uh my son right away goes, um, he goes, yeah, peaches.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

What? Yeah, because you get your peaches in Georgia and your weed in California.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

Okay, I hadn't heard the song yet. I didn't heard the album.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

I mean, it's about where, you know, you I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

So get your peaches. My son goes, yeah, peaches. And my wife's like, uh he doesn't know what peaches means.

SPEAKER_00 18:42

So I don't know what peaches means.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

11. Yeah, he knows what peaches means. No, I don't think he told him we had this conversation. This is how this all came up.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

Is he in seventh grade?

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Is he? I don't think he's no, he's not in seventh. He's not in seventh. He's not in seventh. He's in like 11. Father. Stop. No, normal father. Okay. So, um, so we had a conversation later. So, because he he brought up peaches.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

I don't know what it means.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

For real?

SPEAKER_00 19:14

Yes! I'm not joking. I'm like, could you guys I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

This isn't my podcast.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

Uh Google it, Bridget. No, I don't want to Google it. It obviously has something to do with something I don't want on my computer.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

It's, you know, used as a uh the emoji, the peach emoji is used as a stand-in for uh Lady Anatomy.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Oh, yes, okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

Yeah. The rear, but it can also be.

SPEAKER_00 19:37

Yeah, no, got it. I get it. Thanks.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

The line down the middle of the city. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 19:42

Okay. So but I didn't realize people like maybe I've seen it in the emoji, but I didn't realize people like called. Okay, okay, moving on.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

So when people, yes, talk about Peaches.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

They're talking about it. I get it. Yeah, okay, good, good.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Later on, we're talking with the family, and I was like, let's just play peaches. Oh my gosh. Let's just see. So we play it, it wasn't that big of a deal, but we all started talking about it. At dinner? Because my kids were like, Well, what does peaches mean? So I was like, Well, we can talk your kids. Let's just talk about it. So we talked about it. So then all of a sudden, in the background, my daughter goes, Mario, you dog. And I was like, What? And she goes, Princess Peach. She goes, now I know why he's so motivated.

SPEAKER_03 20:31

No!

SPEAKER_01 20:32

So now I can't look at Mario the same anymore.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

Dude, or the game.

SPEAKER_01 20:36

Sly dog.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

I know, right? Sly dog.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

So news.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

That is a great news story, actually.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

Yeah. Now you know why Mario is kind of weird and Luigi.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

Yeah, it's you know, it's a weird so this was really enlightening.

SPEAKER_00 20:51

I'm really glad we discussed it.

SPEAKER_01 20:52

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

Um, but also, how old is Justin Bieber?

unknown 20:56

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

He's like 25.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

He's talking about peaches.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

I'm old, you guys. He's married. He's I think he's he married?

SPEAKER_00 21:04

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 21:05

He is married, he's 27.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

He's married to Haley Baldwin.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Oh, okay. Well, I guess I'd just be really proud that my husband is singing a song about that then.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

I don't know if that's what he means in the song. I think Justin's period. And so I don't know if you're not going to be able to do it. What do you think he's talking about?

SPEAKER_03 21:21

The fruit?

SPEAKER_01 21:23

I think he's actually talking about fruit, guys.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

I got my peaches out in Georgia. Oh yeah, shit. I got my weed from California. That's that shit. I took my chick up to the north, yeah. Badass bitch. I got my light right from the source, yeah. Yeah, that's it. I think that's about sex. I don't know, guys. Well, guys, write in and let us know. If you have an opinion on Justin Album's newest Justin Bieber's newest song, Peaches, please let us know.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

Didn't even know he had a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

I'd love to hear. So now it's the time to get to know a little bit more about Colin with some fun. Would you rather

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

Oh, is that why you were covering your screen?

SPEAKER_00 22:04

You can't read. All right.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

So Colin.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

I'll look over this way because the questions are over there.

SPEAKER_02 22:08

First question Would you rather have three kids and be dirt poor or no kids and super loaded Jeff Bezos rich?

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Oh, that's like no-brainer. Three kids. Dude, kids are awesome.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

Good work. Yeah, Colin actually is a saint and I got good kids though. Yeah, your kids are good.

SPEAKER_02 22:27

So let's say, you know, not good kids.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

What if you had three terribly behaved children? He has to say that. I want these poorly behaved children instead of money, everybody.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

Don't you? Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the smartest person in the room? I mean, you are the smartest person in the room as it stands, but maybe you don't like being so smart.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

I would definitely be smartest. I don't know. I mean, funny. Laughing burns calories. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 23:00

Feels like I could track that.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

Smart. Smart can make you financially in a better place.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

Okay, that's good. For your three kids.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

Unless you're Kevin Hart.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

Look how responsible Colin is Kevin Hart.

SPEAKER_01 23:13

For your three kids. Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:15

Would you rather be able to run because I have three kids, I have to be the smartest person in the room because I can't have three kids and just be funny. I'm screwed then.

SPEAKER_00 23:25

But your house would be full of laughter.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Would you rather run at a hundred miles per hour or be able to fly at ten miles per hour? Oh.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Run a hundred or fly ten.

SPEAKER_00 23:38

So fly slowly or run very quickly. This is a clear choice to me.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

I think fly. Yeah, man. Oh, I think run, man.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

Why?

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Because you would go places super fast. Yeah, you could. I mean, look at also going back to you got three kids and you need the money, Usain Bolt's loaded. He runs like 25 miles per hour. What?

SPEAKER_00 24:01

Four times as fast as Usain Bolt. Riddle me this. What if you flew because your life experiences would make you richer? Nah. I want to fly. There's no question of mine. That's so slow when you think in this. You got a lot to look at when you're flying. Don't talk about it. Get a drone. I want to fly.

SPEAKER_01 24:19

Get a drone. I would want to fly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:21

But I think don't let them talk you out of it, Colin.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

But wait. If I flew, I could only go 10 miles an hour. It would get old.

SPEAKER_00 24:29

You're flying for leisure. So you could drive somewhere in a car and then fly and look at the view.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

100 miles per hour? 100 miles per hour, you're running.

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You guys.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

That could be fun because you could go over water. You're fast, man. You can fly. I'm running. I'm saying running. Yeah, I could fly, but only 10 miles an hour. It's gonna be so boring.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

Are you trying to go somewhere or just enjoy the view? Oh, this is a deep question.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

I can see a lot more views at 100 miles per hour.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?

SPEAKER_00 25:07

How.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

You say how?

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Yeah. Because then you're like, if you're in that situation, you're like, I might die today.

SPEAKER_01 25:17

Yeah, but if you know how, then anytime something even remotely close to that, you're gonna be terrible.

SPEAKER_00 25:24

But if you know when, you're gonna be thinking about that day, like, oh, I only got 10 more days.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

Or if I know when it is, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_00 25:30

Don't worry about it. I'd rather know when I'm gonna die tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

If I know on, you know, this date, then I'm like, now I know. Now I know. Now I'm not gonna have whatever you want.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

All the drugs, you are gonna worry about it. All the risks, all the things. Because if you know you're gonna die in that day, just do everything.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

You can do all the drugs if you know you're gonna die by gunshot, nothing.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

Oh, that's true. That's true. Well, but maybe while you're getting your goal, you get gunshot. Maybe. Maybe. I hear it's dangerous getting cocaine. Guys got gats.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

Some of them.

SPEAKER_00 26:02

You're probably there's probably plenty of nice cocaine dealers.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Singing songs about peaches.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

Dude, you guys made me change my kid corner because of a peaches discussion.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

All right. Our last one. Would you rather eat only pizza for one year or eat no pizza for one year? I know you like pizza.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

I do like pizza, but not only pizza. But there's a lot of different types of pizza.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

Yeah, breakfast pizza, lunch pizza, dessert pizza.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

Have you guys ever had Casey's breakfast pizza?

SPEAKER_00 26:33

Yes. Um, not Casey's because Quick Trip is the thing in Wisconsin.

SPEAKER_01 26:36

Unbelievable.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

I feel like we've talked about this. I do remember you guys telling me to go to Casey's, and I was like, the guest is right down the street from our shop. But Quick Trip is the Wisconsin version of that.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Not the same.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Yeah, much better. Not the same.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

What? Much better? Casey's Casey's.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

No, Quick Trip is much better. What? Yeah. Casey's though, wonderful customer of Lake Jimmy Country Meets. Thank you for your support.

SPEAKER_00 26:56

We do have, yeah, we have a Casey's here. I mean it's an Alcorn. So it's a nearby quick trip's quick trips page.

SPEAKER_01 27:02

Quick Trip's pizza is better than Casey's breakfast pizza.

SPEAKER_00 27:05

I don't know their breakfast pizza. Who's ever had Casey's breakfast pizza? Not me. But I'm gonna look it up. I'm the one who's saying this is so good. Could you bring me some Casey's breakfast pizza?

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Oh, but you need it.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Oh my god, you can deliver. Okay, that's not right.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

From underneath the heat lamp.

SPEAKER_00 27:20

We're all the best food.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

That's when it's the best.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

That's when it's pretty old, but still warm. It's been under the heat lamp. It was made two hours ago.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

So you're saying only pizza then.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

No, I wouldn't. I would say no pizza.

SPEAKER_00 27:37

Oh, what?

SPEAKER_02 27:38

I would get sick of pizza. Only pizza. Only pizza. You would do that? All pizza all the time. I could do it. I couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

For a year is a really long time.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

That's a very long time.

SPEAKER_00 27:47

Biza? Is that what they call their breakfast pizza? Okay. I'm getting out of control here. So interesting questions was something we did. I don't remember how we came up with it, but it's super fun because there's always one uncomfortable one that we don't know how to answer. So you did a great job. Yeah, great job.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

Deciding that you want your kids, not a bunch of money. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

That one was or what was the one before the running one? Running and flying? I don't remember. No, there was one before that. Okay, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

Come up with another one then if you.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

Why? What? Well, if we Well, you want us to come up with an uncomfortable one? Yeah. No, no time for that.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Would you rather have no one show up for your wedding? Already happened, so uh or your funeral.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

Um funeral. I'm not there. I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

So I actually asked Bridget this once.

SPEAKER_00 28:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

And I said the same thing. I'm like, I don't care if no one shows up to my funeral.

SPEAKER_00 28:36

I said wedding. Because I'm like, your wedding day should just be about the person you're marrying. Although I had a huge wedding, so I know I'm I know everybody that knows me listening is like shut up, Bridget.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

You're not gonna get wedding gifts.

SPEAKER_00 28:48

Good, but maybe people would still be.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

Although with the pandemic, there's these virtual, you know.

SPEAKER_00 28:54

Oh, the virtual showers.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

Yeah, virtual showers. Just why don't we just call them, hey guys, send me shit? Call them just send me shit.

SPEAKER_00 29:01

Because it's not fair. Those people, like in the height of the pandemic, those people deserve to be celebrated. Well, not anymore. I am I am um attending a virtual shower this weekend.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

I don't understand why you women put your shit over these things.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Dude, those I've only been to a few. Yeah, you guys don't have to be. And there's a reason why I've only been to a few.

SPEAKER_00 29:22

Well, because men don't have to go to them.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

Oh my god because men at least can just be like, hey bro, wanna go get some beers? Tyler did do some diapers. You know, a party. Yeah. Not sitting around. Oh, when you were three, you had red hair, and now you have blonde hair. So I bet your kid's gonna be a brunette.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

This is super fun being on here with the YouTube No, the games. Yeah, the games are terrible. Listen.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

I shouldn't say you guys. You are the games I have heard of. I like walked out when they brought a diaper out.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

Oh, yeah, with the melted cake. That's ridiculous. I didn't do that. Okay. Listen, okay. I don't know many of my friends.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

It's a tradition thing, right?

SPEAKER_00 30:10

Why do you do all this? Like, so my bridal shower, one of them when I got married, my grandma, rest in peace, very traditional. And so, R.I.P. grandma. Um, very in Chick-fil-A now. Traditional, yeah, man. She's but she like had a chick filter. Had a shower at her country club. We had to sit in the open. Yes, and it was like a lovely at Williams Sonoma? No, because it's still me. Um, we did a this is for your wedding? This was for my wedding. We did like a luncheon with tea, and we all wore fun hats, and like that was lovely. But then I had to like open pans in front of my friends. And my friends are like, Bridget doesn't cook. Like, why do you want these pans? But you know, it was important to my grandma that we like sat there and opened presents and you know, she threw the show. So it's a tradition thing. Like then I had one with just my girlfriends, and we're like, we're not opening presents in front of people, you know. So I many of us, I would say, do it for the tradition of the family or someone cares, you know. So I don't enjoy it either. I hate opening presents in front of people. The games, I don't really care. We had some fun games at my showers. I don't remember my baby shower games, but anyway, yes, I know. You guys just like drink beer and bring diapers. That's what the boys do. It's great. Yeah, it's great, it's lovely, and you need diapers. So anyway, sorry about it.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

Well, now it's time for Kid Corner.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

That's right, we sing it every week.

SPEAKER_02 31:32

So, this is a portion of the podcast, Colin, where we tell stories about our children, maybe embarrassing to us, maybe embarrassing to them.

SPEAKER_00 31:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Uh you got multiple children to choose from, you got a fur baby you can choose from. We're gonna let you think a little bit about the story.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

The point of this is to make people that are listening understand like that their life isn't crazy because we all have ridiculous things happening in our homes.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

My story this week is actually kind of sweet. Simona has started to care about, has started to care about baby. She cares about babies. You know, she likes babies, she has her baby doll. And uh, you know, she goes to get the baby to go asleep. We were watching Netflix and a crying baby's on the screen, and she drops her food. She was snacking in the kitchen, runs over in front of the TV and goes to the screen to help the baby out. Where did you learn that shit? Uh daycare. Lucy. I was like, oh, Simon.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

Lucy teaches Simona all of her bad habits, so this is a nice habit that she taught her. That's sweet. Lucy did do that, and I thought it was very lovely. And then I was like, could you shish yourself and go to bed, Lucy?

SPEAKER_02 32:45

We got big into like the shishing technique because supposedly it helps kids go to bed. Simona was such a disaster, no amount of shishing put her to bed.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

Oh, as an infant.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

Yeah, but she picked it up from us to like do to other.

SPEAKER_00 32:55

Yeah, because there's something to be said, like when the baby's in the womb, they hear like a shushing noise from like this is gross, like from the lip wave. Yeah. But whatever, that's why it works. But okay, whatever. What's it called? Amniotic. Amniotic fluid? Okay. Okay, everybody. We were discussing earlier how childbirth is so gross and the guys have to see that. Beautiful. You know what's gross?

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Circle of life.

SPEAKER_00 33:19

Being the one that delivers the kid. Okay, moving on. Is it Colin's turn or my? No, it's your turn.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

We're gonna let Colin be the end one.

SPEAKER_00 33:28

Okay. I feel guilty talking about this on air because I love my son.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

He's getting nervous. No, I'm not. I'm realizing how much of a lightweight I am because I'm dizzy.

SPEAKER_00 33:39

I had to have well, we haven't had lunch yet.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

When I laughed with you and threw my head back, I thought I almost passed out. No, I thought I was like, I brought my head down and my vision kept going.

SPEAKER_00 33:51

I was gonna have to catch Colin.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

Should have eaten man.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Yeah, man, we eat three meals a day.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

It's worse than I thought it was. It's not even liquid, Colin.

SPEAKER_00 34:01

That's what I'm saying. I'm not nervous about the story. Me neither, because I know what's coming. Um, okay. So the discussion about peaches reminded me that my wonderful, lovely son, we're getting to an age, he's five now, where he's curious about body parts. And he was pooping the other day. He likes to poop with the door open and asked me to keep him company. So I was like nearby, and he goes, Mom, do you pee out of here? And he was talking about his butthole. He was asking if women peed out of their butthole because they don't have penises. So he was like, or is your penis on the inside? And I was like, no, Elliot, neither of those things are true. We do not pee out of our butthole. We also don't have penises, except he called it a wee wee, because we broke the parenting rule, which was like we called it a wee wee and a hoo-ha, and you're just supposed to like call it a penis in a vagina. Well, who said that? I don't know, someone.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

So listen, generally because kids are gonna grow up and they're gonna find out that there is every name in the book.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

Well, I know so. Then you should probably just go with the actual name, right? I don't know, but I feel guilty. And we've been very honest with our kids. Like we swear in front of them and then we say, Hey, that's an adult word, like you shouldn't do that instead of trying to hide it. So why did we make up names for this one? Whatever. Now we're having the like, so I had to explain, like, no, I don't have a penis. And he could not understand why women do not have penises and where we possibly peed out of. Um, and then I had to explain to him that this is a discussion that we have in our house and not with our friends at school because he's at a public school now, and I'm terrified. I'm gonna get a call from the principal that's like, your kid was asking his friend Hazel where her penis was, and I'm just waiting for that day. So anyway, this was our discussion. We did maybe I should talk to him about speeches. And they're saying, Yeah, you know, we're talking about anatomy.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

My favorite is my son calls his is his holiday spirit.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

Holiday spirit?

SPEAKER_01 35:58

No, Christmas spirit. I don't remember which one it is. Just because I laugh every time.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

I mean, that is funny.

SPEAKER_01 36:04

He's like, Dad, you know my Christmas spirit.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

Oh my god. I love this. Okay. I can't wait to hear what Elliott calls it when he gets older. Anyway, Colin, I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

Alright, mine has to do, I remember now. Mine has to do with my my dog.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

Your dog? Love a good dog story. How old's your dog? Don't know what grade your kid's in.

SPEAKER_01 36:26

Nine months. Something like that. Alright. So we have a female dog, and I didn't realize that female dogs make sense afterwards, but I didn't realize that they have their lady times.

SPEAKER_00 36:41

He means period, everybody.

SPEAKER_01 36:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:43

Lady times.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

So the what I was told is that we're supposed to get her fixed before that happens. Right?

SPEAKER_00 36:52

And you're just supposed to like guess when that happens?

SPEAKER_01 36:54

No, there's like a window, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 36:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

So um driving to pick up my kids from school, and uh my dog comes with me to work. Whenever there's a chance, like my dog comes along with me. So um, dog's in the car, sitting in the front seat next to me. I go pick up the kids, and the kids get in in the car, son's in the back seat, daughter's in the front, and um we're halfway home, and all of a sudden my daughter goes, uh and I looked over and there was like there was blood on her like knees and laps.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

And so did you think it was her period?

SPEAKER_01 37:47

I didn't think it was the dog because I didn't think that the dog, I didn't connect that the dog.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

You just thought maybe she has a period on her knees.

SPEAKER_01 37:58

So I'm trying to be like a supportive dad, right? So I go, uh myself. I'm like, oh Kylo. It's like, oh my gosh, what do I do? So I was like, send the dog in the back. And I'm like, okay, what I don't know what to do, Kyle. Like, what else? I don't know what to do. What do we do here? And she's like, it's not me. And I'm like, I understand, it's okay. Like, this is embarrassing. She's like, Dad, it's not me. I was like, babe, Holden, don't say anything. She's like, it doesn't come from my knees. It's not me. It's not from my knees, Dad. So I'm I'm going, well, who's it from then? It's the rest of the car's all guys. Except that dog. And then I go, oh, the dog I just sat in my back seat. So then my son is in the back, and he's like, Dad, I think I'm having my period too. All over the front seat, all over the back seat.

SPEAKER_00 39:00

My stomach hurts.

SPEAKER_01 39:01

It was disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 39:03

Oh, that's the best. We're never gonna say another good kid corner.

SPEAKER_01 39:07

Oh, it was disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 39:08

Oh, yeah. Well, guys, I hope you enjoyed that extra kid corner this week.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Uh, Colin, we'd like to thank you for joining us. We have a special gift for you. Oh, oh man. This might be a fun activity for your family and yourself. Is a Kit Kat variety box of Japanese Kit Kat. Give it back. If you guys listen to our other bonus episode of trying our Kit Kat flavors from Japan. No, they're great. They're all great. Maybe. I think you should discover them. So we released that episode earlier this week. We hope you enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_00 39:44

You should watch it. It is fascinating. I should watch it before I No, you should eat them first. If I was you, I would watch the video first, but consider yourself warned.

SPEAKER_02 39:55

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, eat that one. This is a hamburger.

SPEAKER_00 39:58

It's actually bean paste. Right, dude. That's disgusting. Hamburger flavored. Oh okay, it's not hamburger, but thank you for sticking with us for this speed episode. Okay. Check out the Kit Kat tasting unboxing treat. And if you want the extra British monarchy info, tasted every single one of them, Colin. Every one of them we've tasted. There's an entire episode on it.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

Above or below the liver. Oh. Oh, the fact that you're even pausing.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Um, some of them are the liver.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

I got you guys Kit Kat. Some of them are okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:37

Uh oh my gosh. Yeah, it was a weird time. So uh as always, find us on Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube at Dinner Plus Drinks Podcast.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

Follow us on your favorite podcast player, whether that's Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Overcast. Tyler, we'll help you find yours. All of the things. Uh, thanks for being here, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 40:55

His number is.

SPEAKER_02 40:56

His number is. Call him if you've got any questions. If you have any questions about what time you need to get your dog face to ask Colin. No. Uh no.

SPEAKER_00 41:06

No. And don't do it early, is all I would say. Before they get their period.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

Do it early and put plastic sheets on your car seats.

SPEAKER_00 41:14

Until they get their period.

SPEAKER_01 41:15

Until they get it.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

That's why Grandma have the plastic sheets on the couch.

SPEAKER_01 41:18

Now it all makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Jesus. Well, guys, have a great week. We'll be back next week with a normal episode. See you soon. Cheers. Bye.